Rejected Hallmark Cards
I thought these were hilarious. Had to share!
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My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
Mac Batt
I just found out that my laptop battery is being
recalled. That kinda stinks...
Web Site
Interesting one I found last night:
http://www.escapeallthesethings.com/
:-D
I'M ENROLLED!!! YAAAAAY!!!
Tracker
I strongly recommend
StatCounter. Ever since I installed it on this blog, I've been able to see what types of people look at my blog. Some are from across the globe, while some are from across the room. Regardless, it has been very interesting. And it's really fun to see who are recurring visitors - they must be the ones who really love me!
Vote Today!
I don't think I've ever been so disappointed not to be a Democrat. Voting in elections in Oklahoma is nearly impossible without being a Dem. I went to the polls yesterday only to find out that the two Republicans on my ballot I hadn't even heard of! That was somewhat disappointing. Oh well... At least I could vote for the new tax! :-D
Orioles vs. Yankees
I couldn't find a direct link to this video, so
here's a link to the game highlights page on ESPNWatch the video and LAUGH HARD!!!!
GO ORIOLES!!!!!
Movie?
Does anyone know of a good scary movie/thriller? Last night, I watched The Mothman Prophecies and it just made me fall asleep. I want to watch something that keeps my attention and that is real enough to scare me.
The Lindseys'
Jen and John got married! Here are some pics from the occasion:
