Rejected Hallmark Cards
I thought these were hilarious. Had to share!-------
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
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posted by Unknown @ 8/31/2006 03:34:00 PM
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